- 13:10 What the hell, Travel Channel's @ghostadventures came to St. Augustine and I missed it? #
- 13:16 @ThatChrisGore Go for everything except the NIN concert. If you want your ears to bleed, just hammer some nails into them. #
- 04:35 What kind of just and loving god gives us the ability to get piss drunk, then make us have to pretend we're not? That's exhausting. #
- 05:11 champions-online.com/ So who's gonna be playing on XBL with me? #
- 05:11 @gandeek /e-hug back, Starting to miss you a lot. #
- 06:29 @ectoplasm JUST 'CUZ WE RULE #
- 08:37 HOLY FUCKING SHIT EVERYONE GO GET SHADOW COMPLEX FOR XBLA. Totally worth using the last of my points card. #
- 19:03 Anyone else been having problems with facebook, twitter, or gmail since the new Firefox update? Shit, I might have to switch to Chrome. #
- 19:17 twitpic.com/erwwi - Any takers, ladies? #
- 21:07 The new Firefox officially sucks. Officially. #
- 21:31 @nessalh Yeah I just installed it. I like it, but I'm gonna miss my Firefox add-ons. #
- 00:36 @capturedcastle Dude I weigh about 155 or so, and had to make myself gain the last 15 of that. #
- 00:37 @cassiereichle Be careful, bullshit is like peeing when you're drunk. Once it starts, it aint gonna stop. #
- 16:15 @skzsk that can be arranged. #
- 23:18 @nessalh why? That show is so fake. #
- 23:20 @skzsk that's ok, you'd probably puss out when I came for the kid anyway. #
- 23:28 @skzsk next time you need coffee you tell me. I'll make someone deliver it. #
- 23:29 @nessalh every episode ever made: "we've dedicated our lives to finding ghosts OHMYGOD A DOOR OPENED I PISSED MYSELF." Way to go, candyass. #
- 23:46 @nessalh I would too, if I hadn't dedicated my life to finding what opens the doors. #
- 13:30 Great, Johnny Cash is gonna be in the next Guitar Hero. No good will come from this. #
- 14:16 "I'll introduce you to my own morbid charm and fist-fuck you with your own severed arm." -from the upcoming Slayer album. YOU NEED THIS CD #
- 15:31 So Slayer's got a new album soon. Where the hell has Zakk been? #
- 16:01 Just saw the elusive emollet! He could tell I was gonna take his picture so he ran. I'll find the fucko's facebook where he'll have 1000 ... #
- 22:52 @ectoplasm but the new Guitar World is fuckin great. Slayer! #
- 02:52 @appleredhair rrrrrrrr/aye! #
- 10:37 Patricia Arquette vs. Tony Soprano: best fight scene ever? Y/Y #
- 12:56 @ectoplasm you're lucky, my Fallout disc is fucked. #
- 22:43 @skzsk pirate house? Shit, watch out for you know who. She hangs out there too. #
- 22:53 @skzsk she's part of rat pack and I think she mostly hangs out at punk house but she mentioned pirate house more than once. #
- 22:57 @skzsk at least she doesn't know you know me in case you do run into her. #
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- 10:41 @cheapvodka I laughed so hard almost shot the banana I was eating through my nose bit.ly/61tby #
- 11:19 Just discovered the link between workin 3-midnight with no break and not being able to sleep due to muscle spasms in my legs. Hate my job. #
- 13:22 @cassiereichle apparently they happen in 5s. #
- 13:26 @smegatron you're just fuckin with us now. #
- 22:27 @cheapvodka oops, sorry. Can't use words with more than two syllables. Like "syllables." Damn. #
- 12:48 @benchilada Outside is your friend. And the best part is when you're done you can refresh yourself with a giant durian smoothie. #
- 00:19 There isn't a word in the English language to describe my hatred for my job. Anyone know ancient Sumarian? #
- 10:44 @ectoplasm your arms sore from boxing? #
- 14:30 RT @smegatron Michael Jackson is dead. T-Shirt Hell pays tribute in our own special way: bit.ly/cD7h #
- 14:32 @ectoplasm I'm really lookin forward to Sports Resort. #
- 08:55 @cheapvodka Wow, even if he did get some ribs removed, he couldn't find his dick anymore. #
- 13:58 @skzsk Moths and wasps. Let the wasps out too. #
- 17:09 @nessalh No, Strangeland is entertaining because it has my second favorite heavy metal Jew in it. The Village is the worst movie ever. #
- 17:12 @skzsk Leave one on her desk, like a dog leaves dead birds by the bed. #
- 17:27 @thejezebelle Alice Cooper. And I can't wait to see who has the lead. #
- 18:07 @thejezebelle Not very metal either. #
- 18:13 Doesn't matter if you're black or white, we're all gonna die. #
- 18:19 When my uncle died in the hospital, no one in the family knew for almost two days. How does the entire fuckin world already know Jacko died? #
- 18:23 @thejezebelle Oh, lame. This better be a good sequel. #
- 19:10 @cassiereichle No. MY FAMILY didn't know for two days. He died in the hospital on machines. This is what makes me hate America. #
- 19:42 @cassiereichle Yes. That's why I'm so pissed. 2 days to call my aunt but the whole world knows when a talentless pedophile dies? FTW. #
- 19:54 @cassiereichle I don't care. If it took them 2 days to let you know your grandpa died, you'd be just as pissed. #
- 19:58 @skzsk A pedophile and an ugly chick? #
- 20:14 Just beat Ghostbusters. Can't wait to get this game for Wii. #
- 20:21 @cassiereichle Chances are his family found out from twitter. As much as I hate him, that's still wrong, if that's the case. #
- 21:37 RT @yelling_bird SIGN THIS PETITION TO ELECT ME THE FIRST PERSON TO DESECRATE MICHAEL JACKSON'S CORPSE #
- 21:44 @thejezebelle @nessalh this is half of a really hot chick fight. #
- 23:08 @thejezebelle I hate to tell you this, but you gotta take him down. You have the chance...even if it's just one My Chemical Romance fan. #
- 23:09 @nessalh Michael Jackson's ghost took them away. #
- 23:14 @thejezebelle Sorry, I keep having to skip MCR on last.fm and that ugly mug is burned into my brain. Not a good excuse, but it's all I got. #
- 10:22 @nessalh if you have to ask, you know the answer is yes. #
- 10:23 @cheapvodka I saw an All Blacks shirt yesterday and thought the same thing. #
- 10:25 I don't know who Lady Gaga is but she sucks. I'm glad Faith No More came back to make Poker Face awesome. #
- 11:36 Watching Appaloosa on my notebook. I'm so far behind the times but I love having a portable computer. #
- 08:36 @nessalh So more like Chloe is over there dying? #
- 09:22 Me and my mom. We're goin to the zoo for my birthday. It's gonna be 108 and I'm wearing shorts. I forsee a sock tan! short.to/h0ef #
- 10:00 @thejezebelle I thought about that before I put it on, you buttnugget. It's also the coolest shirt I have. #
- 10:06 @thejezebelle I don't own a white tshirt, assclown. When I say it's the coolest shirt I own, it's because it's mesh. #
- 10:07 @thejezebelle hook me up, Miss Hot Topic. #
- 10:08 My mom was just singing Boom Stamping on a Human Face by Bad Religion. #
- 10:11 @thejezebelle never saw one I liked. I think I have a white Metallica shirt somewhere but it's buried. #
- 10:12 @thejezebelle it's mesh. I've been in Florida 26 years. I'll live. #
- 10:14 @thejezebelle plus I never needed a white shirt. I avoided sunlight like the plague until a few months ago. #
- 10:17 @thejezebelle I have to wear a chef coat and a tshirt in a 125 degree kitchen. It's still 95 when the AC works. This will be a breeze. #
- 10:17 Dogshit taco #
- 10:21 @thejezebelle we're 30 minutes away. And I'm not late for last birthday. I'm early for next. #
- 10:22 @thejezebelle yeah and I still don't own a white shirt. Even my wife beaters are black and army green. #
- 17:57 Hey I'm gonna dye my pubes green to save Iran. #
- 18:03 @skzsk No blow jobs without...? Or are you being serious? If you are, I feel like an ass. #
- 18:08 @nessalh or run away from it #becauseitsgreen #
- 18:13 @skzsk I support that cause entirely. And I just wanted an excuse to dye my pubs green anyway. #
- 18:28 @cheapvodka I'm actually gonna dye them green in support of No Blow Jobs Without Oral Favors (NBJWOF), my favorite women's cause. #
- 18:51 @skzsk NFWC? #
- 19:01 @skzsk The day we can't tweet about eating pussy is day the terrorists win. #
- 19:18 twitpic.com/854ku - Put 8's in my ears today. Not as painful as I thought. Can't wait to get to 6 though. #
- 20:56 @ectoplasm BEST REMAKE EVER #
- 21:08 Went to the zoo, stretched my ears, got my Wii back from Nintendo. Today was better than my actual birthday. #
- 00:21 The shit I just took is showing its support of Iran #becauseitsgreen #
- 00:50 "I have to find a new girlfriend," he mumbled, while trying to warm up the female corpse in front of him with a hair dryer. #lyttlelytton #
- 09:02 @cheapvodka so far all I know is people are running from bombs while tweeting about it from their phones. I can't even use my phone at work. #
- 12:29 Gonna attempt to play Ghostbusters with my mom. Will make sure to tweet about ensuing hilarity. #
- 21:52 Didn't get screwed over at work. I feel incomplete. #
- 11:20 @thejezebelle somehow it's less comforting to know they're everywhere. #
- 11:21 It's gonna hit 110 degrees today. #
- 12:08 @ectoplasm yeah we're boned. #
- 12:10 Welcome to Florida, trendy Japanese guy in a wool hat. #
- 00:11 Air conditioner at work busted. I'm between a 400 degree grill and a 180 steamline. I drank 3 gallons of water. I hate it there. #
- 00:12 It was roughly 125 degrees in the kitchen depending on which way the manager leaned when he farted. #
- 11:00 Been awake 4 hours. Ran two miles and planted 5 more pineapple tops. I do more before 9 AM than most people got in their little finger. #
- 13:00 Happy 75th birthday, FCC! Now, either get Comcast to stop fucking everyone over, or gtfo and let me see sime basic cable titties. #
- 13:20 Nature, 1. Far right, 0. Suck it, conservatives! tinyurl.com/ngxczd #
- 13:28 But seriously how long until they start getting hunted by conservatives who don't think God made gay animals? #
- 15:22 Just traded in some really good games to get Ghostbusters and Prototype for 360. Anyone wanna play GB? DM me with your xbl tag. #
- 15:23 Just traded in some stuff for ghostbuster #
- 15:29 Just traded in some stuff to get Ghostbusters for 360. Anyone wanna play it? DM me with your XBL gamertag. #
- 15:31 @jayv I wanted it for Wii but it's at Nintendo getting repaired and I wanna play it fuckin yesterday. #
- 15:39 @ectoplasm I want a pair of in-lines really bad. When we both have some we need to play some real hockey. #
- 15:41 @cassiereichle yeah, it both of you are made out of wood or flint. #
- 15:46 @ectoplasm yeah, no days off in the immediate future. #
- 15:54 @ectoplasm doubtful. Workin 5-1. #
- 21:33 Seriously people, you got someone who will do anything for you. Is not being a dick to them that hard? Come on. 'Thanks' won't kill you. #
- 22:48 @cheapvodka I know the feeling. Makes the short days even better. #
- 10:29 @nessalh Stupid thumbs. You're watching Fight Club and asking that question? Anything by Chuck Palahniuk! #
- 10:30 @cassiereichle I sure hope so. I got a lot riding on some people I hate bursting into flames. #
- 11:35 My bandaid is cooler than yours. Also, best place for a burn. short.to/gaa4 #
- 12:06 @skzsk BATMAN! #
- 15:50 My mom just said I'm too hardcore when cheating on my diet entails hot vegan chili and a baked potato without salt or butter. #
- 15:50 I disagree. I think I'm just hardcore enough. #
- 15:52 Also I can say this without shame now: 21st Century Breakdown is the album that made me like Green Day. #
- 19:28 #iphone #whocares #
- 21:39 Come on, PETA. There are better reasons to hate Obama than killing a fly. This is why no one takes you seriously. #
- 22:37 #inaperfectworld I wouldn't feel the need to reply to stupid twitter topics. #
- 00:31 fuck fuck fuck fuck mother motherfuck mother motherfuck fuck motherfuck motherfuck noige noige noige #
- 12:30 Woke up several times an hour due to muscle spasms. Slept like a crackwhore. Already dreading the rest of the week. #
- 12:43 @nessalh why is @ronweasley a fat drunk mick too? #
- 15:11 @thejezebelle emailing it to you now. #
- 22:59 @thejezebelle fuck I forgot to tell you half a red onion. #
- 23:01 @nessalh sidekicks? I'd have to have a friend here to be considered a sidekick. #
- 23:02 Put Butthole Surfers on the list of bands I don't like as much as I used to 13 years ago with Suicidal Tendencies. #
- 00:18 #nicerfilmtitles Large African-American Sexual Organs in Petite Caucasian Girls' Private Lady Parts #
- 12:15 Yes, asshole. I only eat raw fruit, vegetables, and nuts. It's not complicated. I don't stare at you and say "you mean you only eat crap!?" #
- 12:34 @thejezebelle The idiot I was talking to is from Washington State. The rednecks here just find out and think "more for me." #
- 12:41 @thejezebelle or a retarded ex-socialite cunt who lost everything when she moved here for the nice weather. #
- 12:42 @thejezebelle IT'S EVERYWHERE. IT'S IN MY RACOON WOUNDS. #
- 12:48 @thejezebelle this one works with my mom. #
- 12:50 Holy god my hands are shredded. #
- 13:16 @thejezebelle yeah but this is from all the broken edges at work. #
- 13:39 @cheapvodka I always wanna watch it but every time I do I wanna fuck someone up. Or blow something up. #
- 15:36 Why do I keep seeing "if mu musics to loud then your to old" shirts? GRAMMAR, PEOPLE. GRAMMAR. #
- 16:23 Holy fucking shit my boss just said something nice to me. Hang on, gonna poop out a gold brick. #
- 16:23 Someone should suck my dick #becauseitsgreen #
- 09:13 @cassiereichle DENIED #
- 12:29 @nessalh G1 rules. It's like an iPhone that doesn't suck donkey balls. And even with a 16g microSD card it's cheaper. #
- 12:34 Courtesy of @fallacies, I give you Megan Fox's freakish toe-thumb! This thing is spookular. short.to/ftkf #
- 12:41 Shit. I may need to get Ghostbusters for Wii and 360. Does anyone have a kidney I can sell? #
- 15:17 I should stop complaining about the dumbasses I work with because I always get their hours. Hire more dumb shits, I want the money. #
- 15:31 The new Rancid album is the best one since Out Come the Wolves. And my battery is almost dead. God dammit. #
- 01:19 @thejezebelle What's disappointing? I forgot what I was bitching about nine hours ago. #
- 11:47 @ectoplasm kill stuff tomorrow? I tend to come home, doze off in the shower, and not remember going to bed, especially on weekends. #
- 12:15 Ha. Fuck you, Detroit. Love, the East Coast #
- 13:20 @appleredhair I'm hot, stick sweet from my he-FUCK. Can't wait to see the workers comp form for that one. #
- 13:21 That reminds me, what has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leopard. #
- 13:24 @ectoplasm @cheapvodka she was also in an episode of Two and a half Men and she looked like anorexic trailer trash then, too. #
- 01:12 @cassiereichle Who cares? She sucks. #
- 01:15 21 hours in two days again. Picking up a shift for OT tomorrow. Passing out like a drunk baby. Still hate Cracker Barrel. #
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